Scientist has recently discovered that one in twenty hormones that our bodies produce is actually bastard cells. They say that our bodies aren’t perfect and so it was bound to happen. These bastard hormones hide away in our bodies in dastardly places and wait for a good time to show themselves. A “good time” for them to show up is when it is already raining lol. When that moment arrives they rear there ugly heads and makes us feel worse, even if when we think it wasn’t possible.
I personally believe that some of us posses the ability to produce a few more bastards than other lol. The good news is, these bastards are vulnerable to the presents of happiness. Scientist currently argue that it is impossible for bastards and happiness to co-exist, and some home studies show that in the absents of bastards present some test subjects are completely happy. Go figure right?
So, if a bastard is giving to a world of shit just subject the little bastard to a huge dose of happiness. Bash his little bastard ass with some good old fashion fun. Bust a move with some good times, and watch the little bastards run into the night lol….
The moral of these studies conclude with the fact that we are always in control of these little fat bastards and we shall prevail.
So, if you are troubled with a bastard, or your world has turned to shit because of a bastard, or you life has become a world of shit because of a bastard, then pick up a ten pound sledge hammer of sunshine and bust the bastard with it, and kick it’s little unhappy ass to the curb.
Remember freedom becomes you………………….
Best wishes from this side of nowhere....
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Does this mean that I can take the a real sledge to stand ins? I might have accidentally forgotten to call my ex and tell him I found one of his onyx chess pieces after he left... I wonder how hard I would have to pound on it to smash it into powder. Not that I would ever do such a thing, but it sure is fun to fantasize...